HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
HolyGate – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage
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HolyGateFunny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage

Regular price Sale price$29.99 Was $59.98 50%
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Color

Only 4 left in White

Ships by Mon, September 14

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The more you add, the more you save

2 ITEMS

10%

3 ITEMS

15%

4 ITEMS

20%

Every porch needs one of these.

Some signs warn. This one makes people laugh first.

The bold two-tone "warning sign" format with the faith-flavored punchline stops every visitor in their tracks — friends, family, the mailman, anyone walking past your gate. It's the kind of sign people pull out their phone to photograph.

Hang it on your fence, your front door, your garage, or your man cave wall. Heavy rust-proof metal. Pre-drilled holes. Ready to mount the day it arrives.

Over 24,000 signs shipped this season.

A punchline people actually remember
The faith-flavored twist on a classic warning sign gets a laugh every single time. Friends point at it. Neighbors take photos. It does the talking so you don't have to.

Holds up in rain, sun, and snow
Built from extra-thick rust-proof metal with a UV-resistant topcoat. The deep reds and crisp blacks stay sharp season after season — no peeling, no fading, no rust spots.

Hangs anywhere in under 60 seconds
Four pre-drilled corner holes mean you can use screws, zip ties, wall anchors, or heavy-duty tape. Mount it on a fence, gate, door, or garage wall without tools beyond a screwdriver.

8x12 inches — readable from the driveway
Big enough to spot from the road, small enough to fit anywhere you want it. Rounded, deburred corners mean no sharp edges when handling or hanging.

What you get today

  • HolyGate funny "No Trespassing" metal sign (8x12")
  • Rust-proof, UV-resistant outdoor-grade build
  • 4 pre-drilled corner holes, ready to mount
  • Free tracked shipping
  • 30-day money-back guarantee

Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.

Grab yours today while this batch is still in stock and hang the sign that does the talking for you.

30-day at-home trial Try HolyGate at home for 30 days. If it doesn't deliver the intended result or isn't as easy to use as described, return it for a full refund.


Will the colors fade in direct sunlight?
No. The sign uses a UV-resistant topcoat designed for full outdoor exposure. The deep reds and blacks stay vibrant through multiple seasons.

Can I hang it without drilling into wood?
Yes. The four pre-drilled holes work with zip ties, wall anchors, or heavy-duty outdoor mounting tape — no drilling required.

Is the metal thick enough to not bend?
Yes. It's made from extra-thick iron with rounded, deburred edges. It holds its shape in wind and weather without warping.

Does it come with mounting hardware?
The sign ships with pre-drilled holes but no screws. Most buyers use standard outdoor screws, zip ties, or 3M outdoor tape — whatever fits your mounting surface.

  • Size: 8 x 12 inches
  • Material: Rust-proof iron with UV-resistant printed coating
  • Mounting: 4 pre-drilled corner holes
  • Edges: Rounded and deburred

Every order is covered by our 30-day guarantee, starting the day your order arrives. Many issues are solved without sending anything back — damaged, wrong, or ill-fitting items are typically replaced free.

No extra taxes or shipping charges. What you see is what you pay.

Your order is dispatched within 24–48 hours and typically arrives within 5–9 business days. You'll get a tracking link the moment it ships, so you can follow it door to door.

Ordering from outside the US? Allow 7–10 business days.

Customer reviews

Reviews from real women

Real photos, sent in by customers. No stock models, no styling — just what turned up at their door.

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