Every porch needs one of these.
Some signs warn. This one makes people laugh first.
The bold two-tone "warning sign" format with the faith-flavored punchline stops every visitor in their tracks — friends, family, the mailman, anyone walking past your gate. It's the kind of sign people pull out their phone to photograph.

Hang it on your fence, your front door, your garage, or your man cave wall. Heavy rust-proof metal. Pre-drilled holes. Ready to mount the day it arrives.
Over 24,000 signs shipped this season.
✓ A punchline people actually remember
The faith-flavored twist on a classic warning sign gets a laugh every single time. Friends point at it. Neighbors take photos. It does the talking so you don't have to.

✓ Holds up in rain, sun, and snow
Built from extra-thick rust-proof metal with a UV-resistant topcoat. The deep reds and crisp blacks stay sharp season after season — no peeling, no fading, no rust spots.

✓ Hangs anywhere in under 60 seconds
Four pre-drilled corner holes mean you can use screws, zip ties, wall anchors, or heavy-duty tape. Mount it on a fence, gate, door, or garage wall without tools beyond a screwdriver.

✓ 8x12 inches — readable from the driveway
Big enough to spot from the road, small enough to fit anywhere you want it. Rounded, deburred corners mean no sharp edges when handling or hanging.

What you get today
- HolyGate™ funny "No Trespassing" metal sign (8x12")
- Rust-proof, UV-resistant outdoor-grade build
- 4 pre-drilled corner holes, ready to mount
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Grab yours today while this batch is still in stock and hang the sign that does the talking for you.
30-day at-home trial Try HolyGate™ at home for 30 days. If it doesn't deliver the intended result or isn't as easy to use as described, return it for a full refund.