Hollerwood™ – Rustic No Trespassing Tin Sign for Porch Garage Garden
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The Sign That Earns Its Spot On The Wall
You like your house to say something about you.
Most decor doesn't — it just sits there.
This one does the work.
The Hollerwood™ hangs on your porch, gate, or garage and gets a laugh every single time.
The aged tinplate finish with real-looking blood-splatter detail makes the joke land before anyone even reads the words.
Comes ready to hang — drill holes already there, no tools required beyond a couple of screws.
A Repeat Bestseller In Our Novelty Decor Lineup
✓ Guests stop, read it, and lose it
The punchline does the work. Friends, family, the mailman — everyone reacts. You get to play it cool.
✓ Heavy tinplate, not flimsy printed tin
8" x 12" of real metal with rolled edges so it won't cut you. Feels solid in your hand. Looks like it's been on the wall for 40 years.
✓ Weather-resistant finish holds up outside
Vivid anti-fade print stays sharp through sun and rain. Hang it on the gate, the fence, or the porch column without worrying.
✓ The gift that's already wrapped up in a laugh
Birthday, housewarming, Father's Day, white elephant — the moment they unwrap it, the room cracks up. Done. Easy.
What you get today
- Hollerwood™ "No Trespassing" metal sign (8" x 12")
- Heavy-duty tinplate with rolled safe edges
- Weather-resistant anti-fade vivid print
- Four pre-drilled mounting holes (screws not included)
- Free tracked shipping
Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Grab yours while this batch lasts — the punchline never goes out of style.
Try Hollerwood™ at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look as solid in person as it does in the photos, or doesn't hold up the way you expected in daily use, return it for a full refund.
Can I hang it outside?
Yes. The anti-fade print and tinplate construction hold up to sun and rain. Many buyers mount it on garden gates and porch columns year-round.
Is it actually rusted or is that printed on?
The rust and blood-splatter look is printed — that's the whole point. It comes looking aged so the joke lands visually right out of the box. The metal underneath is clean and intact.
How heavy is it? Will it bend?
Under 1 lb but stiff. It's real tinplate, not foil. Holds its shape and won't warp on the wall.
Does it come with screws?
No, just the sign with four pre-drilled holes. Any standard 1/4" screw or nail works — most people grab what they already have in the garage.
- Step 1: Pick your spot — porch column, garage wall, garden gate, basement bar.
- Step 2: Mark the four pre-drilled hole positions on the surface.
- Step 3: Use any standard screw or nail to mount. Takes about 2 minutes.
- Step 4: Step back and wait for the first person to walk up and grin.
- Size: 8" x 12"
- Material: Heavy-duty tinplate (iron) with rolled edges
- Print: Full-frame, anti-fade vivid print
- Weight: Under 1 lb
- Mounting: Four pre-drilled holes (screws not included)
To minimize our carbon footprint, we don't keep all our products in stock. Instead, we deliver our products on demand, which may result in slightly longer delivery times. This approach allows us to offer better prices, benefits the environment, and helps us avoid unnecessary waste together. On average, you'll receive your order within 3–8 working days after dispatch, and you can easily track it using your Track & Trace number.
