After FiveAll-5-Hour Beer Wall Clock
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- 93,500+ happy customers
- 30-day guarantee
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It's Always 5 O'Clock On This Wall
Your home bar deserves a little personality. This clock gives it one.
Every number on the face is a 5 — so no matter when you look up, it's officially beer time.
The all-5 dial turns a plain wall into a punchline your guests will notice.
Hang it, step back, and wait for the first laugh.
Hands move on a standard quartz movement, so the joke never gets in the way of the time.
✓ Turn a blank wall into a punchline
Every hour reads 5 o'clock. Guests spot it, squint, then laugh. That's the whole point.
✓ The gift they'll actually hang up
Beer lovers get a lot of forgettable gifts. This one goes straight on the wall and stays there.
✓ Quiet enough for any room
A smooth quartz movement keeps the ticking down. No clicking to distract you during a game or a conversation.
✓ Ready to hang straight from the box
Built-in hook on the back. One nail, one minute, done. No tools, no assembly, no instructions to decode.
What you get today
- After Five all-5-hour wall clock
- Built-in hanging hook on the back
- Quartz movement with readable hands
- Ready to hang, no assembly needed
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Small production run for this design — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Enjoy a more playful home bar with After Five, available for a limited time.
Try After Five at home for 30 days. If it doesn't fit, look right, or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.
Yes. The hour and minute hands move normally, so you read their position just like any other clock. The numbers are the joke — the hands still do their job.
Does it need batteries?
Yes, it runs on a standard battery. Batteries are not included in the box.
Will it work in a garage or covered patio?
It's made for indoor spaces. Keep it out of direct rain and high humidity so the face stays crisp.
Is it loud?
No. The quartz movement runs smooth and quiet, so it won't tick over your conversations.
- Material: Wood-look composite face with a printed dial
- 1x After Five wall clock
- Built-in hanging hook (pre-attached)
Bring After Five to your wall today.
Every order is covered by our 30-day guarantee, starting the day your order arrives. Many issues are solved without sending anything back — damaged, wrong, or ill-fitting items are typically replaced free.
Changed your mind? Return it within 30 days of delivery for a refund — you cover the return postage, and there is no restocking fee. See our Refund policy.
No extra taxes or shipping charges. What you see is what you pay.
Your order is dispatched within 1–2 business days and delivered within a further 3–8 business days — most orders arrive within 4–10 business days. Free shipping with USPS , and you'll get a tracking link the moment it ships, so you can follow it door to door.
Same delivery time for every country we ship to. Full details in our Shipping policy.
