{"product_id":"splitline™-vintage-metal-bathroom-humor-sign","title":"Splitline - Vintage Metal Bathroom Humor Sign","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Sign Every Bathroom Secretly Needs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know that person. The one who disappears into the bathroom and doesn't come back for 20 minutes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow there's a sign that says what you've been thinking — and it gets a laugh every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif.com-resize_2_8612d692-c2ae-42da-a81b-021069c78f31.gif?v=1773765200\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuests notice it. Family reads it out loud. Everyone has something to say about it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because it's made from \u003cstrong\u003ereal metal with a vintage distressed finish\u003c\/strong\u003e, it won't peel, warp, or fall apart like those flimsy cardboard signs that barely survive the first shower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif.com-resize_3_6b730d39-b973-4f70-8fe3-fbf7b84349f6.gif?v=1773765211\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOne of our most gifted bathroom items this year\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eGUESTS CAN'T HELP BUT COMMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHang it in the guest bathroom or half bath. Within the first visit, someone will laugh, point, and ask where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-2_1_91280763-d6bd-4818-ab6d-806cedfa67cb.png?v=1773762742\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e ✓ \u003cstrong\u003eREAL METAL, NOT FLIMSY CARDBOARD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable iron with a vintage distressed finish. No peeling, no warping — even in steamy bathrooms where cheap signs fall apart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-3_1_1bcfb0cc-a8e4-4dfa-9494-21e56a64465e.png?v=1773762742\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e ✓ \u003cstrong\u003eUP ON THE WALL IN 60 SECONDS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePre-drilled corner holes make hanging effortless. Grab two screws or a command strip and you're done. No tools, no guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/hero-2_1_8ddbdfe5-4da7-4e4b-9833-8384db510f5d.png?v=1773762742\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e ✓ \u003cstrong\u003eTHE GIFT THAT GETS THE BIGGEST LAUGH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for birthdays, housewarmings, Father's Day, or just because. It says what everyone's thinking — and it's always a hit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-1_1_6f2a1045-1135-44ed-8134-fc8b8f63bce3.png?v=1773762742\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSplitline™ Vintage Metal Bathroom Humor Sign (8 × 12 inches)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-drilled corner holes for instant hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable iron construction with vintage distressed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSmall-batch vintage finish — once this production run sells out, restock timelines may vary.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a little humor to your bathroom — grab your Splitline™ sign while it's still available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f4f0ea; padding: 14px 16px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 5px solid #cfb7a4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTry Splitline™ at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look right, feel right, or get the reaction you expected, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is the sign?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt measures 8 × 12 inches — about the size of a standard sheet of paper. Big enough to notice, small enough to fit any wall without overwhelming the space. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it rust or peel in a humid bathroom?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's made from durable iron with a printed vintage finish. Unlike chipboard or MDF signs, it won't peel, warp, or degrade from steam or moisture. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I hang it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere are pre-drilled holes in each corner. Use two small screws, nails, or adhesive command strips. Most people have it up in under a minute. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's one of our most gifted items. Works great for birthdays, housewarmings, Father's Day, or as a funny surprise for someone who spends a little too long scrolling in the bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8 × 12 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: tinplate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: Lightweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounting: Pre-drilled corner holes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Clarendale USA","offers":[{"title":"8 × 12 inches","offer_id":53015350051179,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/hero-2_1_8ddbdfe5-4da7-4e4b-9833-8384db510f5d.png?v=1773762742","url":"https:\/\/clarendale.co\/products\/splitline%e2%84%a2-vintage-metal-bathroom-humor-sign","provider":"Clarendale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}