{"product_id":"porchly™-vintage-farmhouse-porch-therapy-plaque","title":"Porchly – Vintage Farmhouse Porch Therapy Plaque","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYour porch, finally has its spot.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's a chair you always come back to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one where your coffee tastes better.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one where the world finally gets quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"240\" width=\"240\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif-2599554d4ded856b.gif?v=1779184972\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sign tells everyone (including you) that this corner is sacred. The \u003cstrong\u003ehand-distressed orange-rust patina over weathered teal\u003c\/strong\u003e, with raised 3D embossed lettering, looks like you found it at a country flea market 40 years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it. Step back. Smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg height=\"240\" width=\"240\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif-2fbc49207a473344.gif?v=1779184975\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA quiet Pinterest favorite for cozy porches\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eLOOKS 100 YEARS OLD, NOT 100 DAYS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe hand-applied rust-orange patina sits over a weathered teal base. Real chipped texture. Real depth. Not a flat print pretending to be old.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/porchly-vintage-farmhouse-porch-therapy-plaque-infographic-variant-3.png?v=1779184958\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eEMBOSSED 3D LETTERS YOU CAN FEEL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Porch Therapy\" rises off the surface. Run your finger across it. That's solid raised metal, not a sticker or paint job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/porchly-vintage-farmhouse-porch-therapy-plaque-infographic-variant-1.png?v=1779184953\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eBUILT FOR YEARS ON YOUR PORCH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSturdy metal with a sealed finish. Handles sun, rain, and seasons without warping, fading fast, or rusting through.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/porchly-vintage-farmhouse-porch-therapy-plaque-infographic-variant-6.png?v=1779187715\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eTHE \"DO NOT DISTURB\" SIGN FOR GROWN-UPS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Session in Progress\" tells every guest your quiet time is sacred. Funny. Warm. And nobody argues with it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/porchly-vintage-farmhouse-porch-therapy-plaque-infographic-variant-4.png?v=1779184961\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eHANGS IN UNDER 30 SECONDS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePre-drilled holes, ready to go. Grab two screws or a strong hook and your porch has its centerpiece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/porchly-vintage-farmhouse-porch-therapy-plaque-infographic-variant-5.png?v=1779184964\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePorchly™ distressed metal porch sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-applied rust-orange patina over weathered teal base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaised 3D embossed lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-drilled mounting holes (ready to hang)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClaim your cozy porch spot before this batch is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f4f0ea; padding: 14px 16px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 5px solid #cfb7a4;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTry Porchly™ at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look or feel the way you expected on your porch, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hang it indoors too?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It looks just as good in an entryway, mudroom, kitchen, or above a coffee bar. The patina works anywhere farmhouse style lives. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is it mounted?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePre-drilled holes on the top corners. Use two screws straight into wood siding, fence, or drywall — or hang from sturdy hooks. Takes under a minute. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the orange rust patches keep spreading?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The rust look is a sealed decorative finish, not active rust. It stays exactly as it arrives. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if my porch is a different color scheme?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe teal-and-orange palette is warm and earthy, so it blends with most wood, white, grey, or sage porches. 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