{"product_id":"lateley™-funny-silent-wall-clock-with-messy-numbers","title":"Lateley – Funny Silent Wall Clock with Messy Numbers","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA clock that says what you're thinking\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour walls look nice. But \"nice\" is a little boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLateley™\u003c\/strong\u003e changes that in one second. Big black numbers, scattered just enough to make people look twice. And right above the hands: \u003cem\u003e\"Whatever. I'm late anyway.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif.com-resize_25_22e6ea13-1210-49a2-a50c-015340f72a14.gif?v=1779182479\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs on a silent sweep — no ticking, no clicking, just a calm wall that quietly makes you smile every time you walk past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif.com-resize_26_12c98a26-6b0d-42f2-95b7-2f0e1944679b.gif?v=1779182481\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAlready a quiet favorite in modern homes this season\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eA WALL THAT FINALLY HAS PERSONALITY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMost clocks just hang there. This one starts conversations. The jumbled numbers and cheeky phrase turn a blank wall into the room's best detail — without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-1_0949e92c-2270-4d9c-878f-3eb744ccbc3b.png?v=1779182461\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eZERO TICKING, ALL NIGHT, EVERY NIGHT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe silent sweep movement runs without a sound. No clicking in the kitchen at 2am. No ticking in the bedroom. Just quiet hands gliding across the face.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-2_125bbef2-787c-4d17-ab40-2ff47560623d.png?v=1779182466\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eFITS MODERN, COZY, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOff-white face, clean black numbers, soft wood frame. It works in a bright kitchen, a calm bedroom, or a styled living room — no decor overhaul needed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/openart-image__Oc20ICl_1779195864608_raw.jpg?v=1779195963\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eBIG ENOUGH TO MAKE A STATEMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot a tiny clock you barely notice. Sized to be seen from across the room — so guests actually read the joke and laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-4_06abaed4-e8eb-4cb1-adf1-ddd70822fa0a.png?v=1779182474\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eHANGS IN UNDER 60 SECONDS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne nail, one AA battery, one wall. Out of the box and up before the kettle boils. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/decor1_2_ftnsrt.jpg?v=1779182457\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLateley™ wall clock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilent sweep movement (no ticking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWood frame, off-white face, bold black print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to hang — one nail, one AA battery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a little personality to your wall today — limited stock at this price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f4f0ea; padding: 14px 16px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 5px solid #cfb7a4;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTry Lateley™ at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look right on your wall or doesn't run as quietly as described, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it really run silently?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It uses a continuous sweep movement instead of a ticking mechanism, so the hands glide smoothly with no sound. Safe for bedrooms and offices. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat battery does it need?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne standard AA battery. Not included — most homes already have a spare in a drawer. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan the numbers actually be read?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The numbers look scattered but each one is bold and clearly printed. You learn to read it in about five seconds. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow heavy is it? Will it damage my wall?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's lightweight enough to hang on a single nail or small hook. No anchors needed for standard drywall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 12\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Wood frame, printed face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMovement: Silent sweep quartz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower: 1 x AA battery (not included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Off-white face with black print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Clarendale USA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53253527273835,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/hero-1_cb2e8e2a-f7ad-45f4-a31d-c2b2a9c2081f.png?v=1779182457","url":"https:\/\/clarendale.co\/products\/lateley%e2%84%a2-funny-silent-wall-clock-with-messy-numbers","provider":"Clarendale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}