{"product_id":"holygate™-funny-metal-warning-sign-for-fence-gate-garage","title":"HolyGate™ – Funny Metal Warning Sign for Fence, Gate, Garage","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEvery porch needs one of these.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome signs warn. This one makes people laugh first.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003ebold two-tone \"warning sign\" format with the faith-flavored punchline\u003c\/strong\u003e stops every visitor in their tracks — friends, family, the mailman, anyone walking past your gate. It's the kind of sign people pull out their phone to photograph.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif.com-resize_1_87938633-4a22-45ee-8350-78345d7965df.gif?v=1780985324\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it on your fence, your front door, your garage, or your man cave wall. Heavy rust-proof metal. Pre-drilled holes. Ready to mount the day it arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOver 24,000 signs shipped this season.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eA punchline people actually remember\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe faith-flavored twist on a classic warning sign gets a laugh every single time. Friends point at it. Neighbors take photos. It does the talking so you don't have to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Lifestyle_1_94142c81-f138-4b4f-9385-18ad221f213e.png?v=1780985311\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eHolds up in rain, sun, and snow\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuilt from extra-thick rust-proof metal with a UV-resistant topcoat. The deep reds and crisp blacks stay sharp season after season — no peeling, no fading, no rust spots.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Lifestyle_2_ee0f4794-7765-4dc7-a768-e3058387bb89.png?v=1780985314\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eHangs anywhere in under 60 seconds\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFour pre-drilled corner holes mean you can use screws, zip ties, wall anchors, or heavy-duty tape. Mount it on a fence, gate, door, or garage wall without tools beyond a screwdriver.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Lifestyle_3_536f5798-37e8-408f-a442-751480234e1e.png?v=1780985317\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003e8x12 inches — readable from the driveway\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBig enough to spot from the road, small enough to fit anywhere you want it. Rounded, deburred corners mean no sharp edges when handling or hanging.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Lifestyle_4_bb96109a-8972-409c-ba24-60f5d2a7c373.png?v=1780985320\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolyGate™ funny \"No Trespassing\" metal sign (8x12\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRust-proof, UV-resistant outdoor-grade build\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 pre-drilled corner holes, ready to mount\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab yours today while this batch is still in stock and hang the sign that does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f7f7f7; padding: 16px 18px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 3px solid #5A7F7B;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e Try HolyGate™ at home for 30 days. If it doesn't deliver the intended result or isn't as easy to use as described, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the colors fade in direct sunlight?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The sign uses a UV-resistant topcoat designed for full outdoor exposure. The deep reds and blacks stay vibrant through multiple seasons. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hang it without drilling into wood?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The four pre-drilled holes work with zip ties, wall anchors, or heavy-duty outdoor mounting tape — no drilling required. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the metal thick enough to not bend?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's made from extra-thick iron with rounded, deburred edges. It holds its shape in wind and weather without warping. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with mounting hardware?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe sign ships with pre-drilled holes but no screws. Most buyers use standard outdoor screws, zip ties, or 3M outdoor tape — whatever fits your mounting surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8 x 12 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Rust-proof iron with UV-resistant printed coating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounting: 4 pre-drilled corner holes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdges: Rounded and deburred\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Clarendale USA","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":53360741646699,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Hero_2_d693038e-d330-48db-a4a0-a48b59ce1511.png?v=1780985308","url":"https:\/\/clarendale.co\/products\/holygate%e2%84%a2-funny-metal-warning-sign-for-fence-gate-garage","provider":"Clarendale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}