{"product_id":"hollerwood™-rustic-no-trespassing-tin-sign-for-porch-garage-garden","title":"Hollerwood™ – Rustic No Trespassing Tin Sign for Porch Garage Garden","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Sign That Earns Its Spot On The Wall\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou like your house to say something about you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost decor doesn't — it just sits there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one does the work.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hollerwood™ hangs on your porch, gate, or garage and gets a laugh every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/ezgif.com-resize_2_98ff0050-43ce-45f3-b4d9-587df9ff4b3e.gif?v=1780985416\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eaged tinplate finish with real-looking blood-splatter detail\u003c\/strong\u003e makes the joke land before anyone even reads the words.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes ready to hang — drill holes already there, no tools required beyond a couple of screws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA Repeat Bestseller In Our Novelty Decor Lineup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eGuests stop, read it, and lose it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe punchline does the work. Friends, family, the mailman — everyone reacts. You get to play it cool.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Lifestyle_1_29100f5b-c7d8-4ed4-9055-135b87a005cd.png?v=1780985400\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eHeavy tinplate, not flimsy printed tin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e8\" x 12\" of real metal with rolled edges so it won't cut you. Feels solid in your hand. Looks like it's been on the wall for 40 years.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Lifestyle_2_84e2a9a8-394c-4ae9-9afe-0fadb25d9c66.png?v=1780985403\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eWeather-resistant finish holds up outside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVivid anti-fade print stays sharp through sun and rain. Hang it on the gate, the fence, or the porch column without worrying.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Lifestyle_3_173474b9-8462-4c2a-9254-ab4d47659ae6.png?v=1780985408\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eThe gift that's already wrapped up in a laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBirthday, housewarming, Father's Day, white elephant — the moment they unwrap it, the room cracks up. Done. Easy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Lifestyle_4_c41f2245-c7b5-4be8-80f3-d9b1221c0f1c.png?v=1780985411\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHollerwood™ \"No Trespassing\" metal sign (8\" x 12\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy-duty tinplate with rolled safe edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeather-resistant anti-fade vivid print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour pre-drilled mounting holes (screws not included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab yours while this batch lasts — the punchline never goes out of style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f7f7f7; padding: 16px 18px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 3px solid #5A7F7B;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eTry Hollerwood™ at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look as solid in person as it does in the photos, or doesn't hold up the way you expected in daily use, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hang it outside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The anti-fade print and tinplate construction hold up to sun and rain. Many buyers mount it on garden gates and porch columns year-round. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it actually rusted or is that printed on?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe rust and blood-splatter look is printed — that's the whole point. It comes looking aged so the joke lands visually right out of the box. The metal underneath is clean and intact. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow heavy is it? Will it bend?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnder 1 lb but stiff. It's real tinplate, not foil. Holds its shape and won't warp on the wall. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with screws?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, just the sign with four pre-drilled holes. Any standard 1\/4\" screw or nail works — most people grab what they already have in the garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStep 1: Pick your spot — porch column, garage wall, garden gate, basement bar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStep 2: Mark the four pre-drilled hole positions on the surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStep 3: Use any standard screw or nail to mount. Takes about 2 minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStep 4: Step back and wait for the first person to walk up and grin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 8\" x 12\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Heavy-duty tinplate (iron) with rolled edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Full-frame, anti-fade vivid print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: Under 1 lb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounting: Four pre-drilled holes (screws not included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Clarendale USA","offers":[{"title":"Red","offer_id":53360743743851,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/Hero_1_337669a9-cb28-4275-9859-a1f73caa642c.png?v=1780985397","url":"https:\/\/clarendale.co\/products\/hollerwood%e2%84%a2-rustic-no-trespassing-tin-sign-for-porch-garage-garden","provider":"Clarendale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}