{"product_id":"after-five-all-5-hour-beer-wall-clock","title":"After Five – All-5-Hour Beer Wall Clock","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt's Always 5 O'Clock On This Wall\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour home bar deserves a little personality. This clock gives it one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery number on the face is a 5 — so no matter when you look up, it's officially beer time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/gif-clock_unboxing.gif?v=1790591049\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe all-5 dial turns a plain wall into a punchline your guests will notice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it, step back, and wait for the first laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHands move on a standard quartz movement, so the joke never gets in the way of the time.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eTurn a blank wall into a punchline\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery hour reads 5 o'clock. Guests spot it, squint, then laugh. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-5_f184a37e-a38e-4e0e-bc83-df368c45a9dc.png?v=1790591050\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eThe gift they'll actually hang up\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeer lovers get a lot of forgettable gifts. This one goes straight on the wall and stays there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-2_fc840658-5ea2-4075-84ac-7f11ada785d3.png?v=1790591050\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eQuiet enough for any room\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA smooth quartz movement keeps the ticking down. No clicking to distract you during a game or a conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/hero-2_514dd61c-3c00-4c78-ba89-9494a2db9798.png?v=1790591092\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eReady to hang straight from the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuilt-in hook on the back. One nail, one minute, done. No tools, no assembly, no instructions to decode.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/lifestyle-1_0b008f8b-ce30-4b0f-a462-42baac348482.png?v=1790591050\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get today\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAfter Five all-5-hour wall clock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt-in hanging hook on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuartz movement with readable hands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to hang, no assembly needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree tracked shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall production run for this design — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy a more playful home bar with After Five, available for a limited time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f7f7f7; padding: 16px 18px; margin-top: 16px; border-left: 3px solid #5A7F7B;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-day at-home trial\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTry After Five at home for 30 days. If it doesn't fit, look right, or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan you actually tell the time on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The hour and minute hands move normally, so you read their position just like any other clock. The numbers are the joke — the hands still do their job.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it need batteries?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it runs on a standard battery. Batteries are not included in the box.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it work in a garage or covered patio?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's made for indoor spaces. Keep it out of direct rain and high humidity so the face stays crisp.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it loud?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The quartz movement runs smooth and quiet, so it won't tick over your conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Wood-look composite face with a printed dial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 12 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eIn the box\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x After Five wall clock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt-in hanging hook (pre-attached)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring After Five to your wall today.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clarendale","offers":[{"title":"Black White","offer_id":53957784371563,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0907\/6713\/0987\/files\/hero-1_971983e8-c8a5-4a7a-80c3-b3898e122273.png?v=1790591092","url":"https:\/\/clarendale.co\/products\/after-five-all-5-hour-beer-wall-clock","provider":"Clarendale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}